joshgillies / sonofspam

Official github repo for freenode channel #sonofspam

#sonofspam

It's not for you. Go away.

Rules:

first rule of #sonofspam, don't talk about #sonofspam

second rule of #sonofspam, don't spam #sonofspam, unless you're dave

third rule of #sonofspam, matt, you're banned, get over it :)

fourth rule of #sonofspam, the direction is always ------------>

fifth rule of #sonofspam, you can only complain about your irc client if it isn't irssi

sixth rule of #sonofspam, squash?

seventh rule of #sonofspam, don't use rsh, ever

eighth rule of #sonofspam, don't wear steel capped boots during motorbike accidents

ninth rule of #sonofspam, there is only one rule for #sonofspam

tenth rule of #sonofspam, if you have a complaint, don't

eleventh rule of #sonofspam, if you don't yarg a lot, you don't yarg enough

twelfth rule of #sonofspam, learn2git

thirteenth rule of #sonofspam, repeat after me: I do not understand computers

fourteenth rule of #sonofspam, do not write irc bots from scratch

fifteenth rule of #sonofspam, thou shalt not post jquery code

sixteenth rule of #sonofspam, i can't spell

seventeenth rule of #sonofspam, use spell check

eighteenth rule of #sonofspam, never break the rules

nineteenth rule of #sonofspam, josh has no hair

twentieth rule of #sonofspam, node.js is not in the matrix

twentyfirst rule of #sonofspam, steves job is way excellent dude, and can brag as much as he wants

twentysecond rule of #sonofspam, there is no manual entry for beer

twentythird rule of #sonofspam, users of #sonofspam can read, do not paste text from pages which have previously been linked in #sonofspam

twentyfourth rule of #sonofspam, don't leave #sonofspam hanging

twentyfifth rule of #sonofspam, gedit is not a browser, emacs is, as is vim, but gedit is not

twentysixth rule of #sonofspam, read the man page, then read it again

twentyseventh rule of #sonofspam, josh still has no hair

twentyeighth rule of #sonofspam, language elitism will not be tolerated (unless my language is better than yours)

twentyninth rule of #sonofspam, commenting on the size of the internet is strictly prohibited

thirtieth rule of #sonofspam, no sleeping on the job!

thirtyfirst rule of #sonofspam, re-read rule #15... Use https://gist.github.com (or similar) if you want to pimp your l33t codez!

thirtysecond rule of #sonofspam, joshgillies will always take it too far.

thirtythird rule of #sonofspam, unjustified kicks are encouraged!

thirtyfourth rule of #sonofspam, fakers will not be tolerated.

thirtyfifth rule of #sonofspam, HTML5 Boilerplate and Bootstrap are not production ready

thirtyfith rule of #sonofspam, markdown is king!

thirtyfith rule of #sonofspam, encrypt your IM applications / refer to rule the first!

firthyfyf rule of #sonofspam, there are only 35 rules in total.