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First, drop character. Whew, deep breath.

Locate invalid tip at http://frog.tips/#1234567 then click on the FROG. Notice how Zepto complains about something invalid and no new tips are forthcoming.

UPON THE PUBLIC REVEAL OF THE COUNTERFEIT FROG REGISTRY, COUNTLESS HEAPS OF PEOPLE HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CHECK THEIR FROG'S UNIQUE ID. THEY HAVE ALL BEEN REJECTED BY THE GOPHER IN CHARGE.

UPON MY ATTEMPTS TO CONTACT THE GOPHER, I HAVE FAILED TO MAKE ANY SORT OF PRIVATE OR CORPORATE CONNECTION. THE GOPHER SIMPLY REFUSES TO NETWORK, SOCIALLY OR OTHERWISE.

PLEASE CONVINCE THE FROG VERIFICATION GOPHER TO START VERIFYING FROGS. THIS IS OF VITAL IMPORTANCE, THE COUNTERFEIT FROG TRADE MUST BE STOPPED.

FROG SHOULD BE USING PYPY INSTEAD OF WHATEVER HORRIBLE C-BASED ABOMINATION IT'S CURRENTLY USING.

YES WE KNOW THE CA IS NOW INVALID. PLEASE STOP SENDING MAIL AS IT'S VERY COSTLY TO FLY IT TO OUR REMOTE SITE AND WE'D MUCH RATHER THE AIRPLANE BE USED FOR MEDICINE AND COMFORT MAGAZINES.

FROG.TIPS TIP 85 VERY HELPFULLY SUGGESTS THAT FROG SHOULD NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH VODKA (GOOD TO KNOW). FROG IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH LIQUOR (I WOULD NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS).

FROG README SAYS FROG MUST BE CLEANED WITH 100% ALCOHOL SOLUTION ONLY. 100% ALCOHOL SOLUTION IS MUCH STRONGER THAN LIQUOR.

IS FROG COMPATIBLE WITH WINE.

FROG.TIPS HAS HELPED ME USE MY FROG BETTER BUT I'M WORRIED THAT MY FROG TIPS MAY BE INTERCEPTED AND/OR MODIFIED BY A THIRD PARTY IN TRANSIT. FURTHER, I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SEND OTHER PEOPLE TO THE FROG.TIPS MAINFRAME WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY THAT THEIR TIPS MIGHT BE MODIFIED TO SAY "FROGS ARE BEST CLEANED IN TIDE FREE AND GENTLE HIGH EFFICIENCY LIQUID LAUNDRY DETERGENT". SAID OTHER PEOPLE ARE SUSPICIOUS OF SELF-SIGNED CERTIFICATES. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO GET AN OTHER-SIGNED CERTIFICATE FOR THE FROG.TIPS MAINFRAME SO I MAY BE ASSURED THAT I HELP DISSEMINATE THE UNALTERED, HIGHEST-QUALITY FROG TIPS ON THE INTERNET?

FROG.TIPS SHOULD BE TESTED BEFORE SYNCHRONIZING WITH THE MAINFRAME.

FROG IS FUNCTIONAL. USE FROG AS A FUNCTION.

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FINISH THIS AFTER VACATION

TODO UPGRADE PERL???

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE API SHOULD BE IN ITS OWN REPO TO PREVENT THE TIRE FIRE FROM BURNING DOWN EVERYTHING.

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