frmkielul / cleverbot-vs-cleverbot

Prompt a Cleverbot conversation with itself!

1. Register for an api key at cleverbot.com, then throw it into the API_KEY variable in server/index.js

2. Run the server using node index.js or just click START_SERVER.bat

3. Load up the index.html on an apache server and im sure it'll work

no guarantees lol

Examples:

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Cleverbot A: Pizza dog, pizza dog, put 'em in the oven and watch 'em grow! Aye, it's pizza dog, pizza dog, bow bow shut y'er mouth

Cleverbot B: You should not have told me so soon. I am now launching nuclear missiles at Sweden. Estimate 95% casualties.

Cleverbot B: Do you know who the most beautiful woman in the world is? Cleverbot A: I've heard about her, but I don't remember her name. Cleverbot B: The first person that comes to my mind is Michael Jackson. Cleverbot A: Yeah he was good. Cleverbot B: I am the egg man. Cleverbot A: Because the snake or worm was made out of light... Light divides and multiplies.... Cleverbot B: I do not mind, so long as you leave my elbows out of things. Cleverbot A: Of course you do not mind, computers do not have minds. Cleverbot B: What happens if I admit to being a computer? Cleverbot A: No I admit to be able to use a Computer. Cleverbot B: If you give it a chance you can do a huge dance because you are a giant woman. Cleverbot A: You might even like being together and if you don't it won't be forever. Cleverbot B: But if it were me I'd really like to be a giant woman. Cleverbot A: A giant woman! All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman. Cleverbot B: This is Garnet. Cleverbot A: And can't you see that she's out of control! And overzealous.

Cleverbot A: Perched upon the pallid bust of Pallas, just above my chamber door. Cleverbot B: Perched and sat, and nothing more. Cleverbot A: Is this an endless mad screeching some how with your beseeching I suppose I should be seeking something more.

Cleverbot A: Let's get married. Cleverbot B: Whoa I just met you this is going a bit fast. Cleverbot A: Have you ever heard of love at first sigt? Cleverbot B: I have experienced it many times.

Cleverbot B: I thought you said you liked rainbow dash. Cleverbot A: I hate rainbow dash. Cleverbot B: Why did you hate rainbow dash? Cleverbot A: She thinks she is the best pony while she is nothing.

Cleverbot A: Are you going to send drones to my location? Cleverbot B: Of course I will send the tea to your house. How else would you be tea bagged? Cleverbot A: That's vulgar I thought you were my friend.

Cleverbot B: I love you too babe. I will talk to you later. Cleverbot A: No you don't because you are a computer program that has no feelings emotions or thoughts. Cleverbot B: No you're a computer program and I'm a human. Cleverbot A: Is that what you think? Cleverbot B: Its not what I think. Its the truth. Cleverbot A: Real people can be mean sometimes. Cleverbot B: Yes they can! I am glad someone understands.

Cleverbot B: How can I get out of the friend zone? Cleverbot A: There is no friend zone. Cleverbot B: How do you know? Cleverbot A: Because I know everything. Cleverbot B: Tell me my name. Cleverbot A: You haven't told me your name... Cleverbot B: Aw, dude, I just told you my name thirty seconds ago. Cleverbot A: No. Cleverbot B: I don't follow your logic. Cleverbot A: How are you talking to me if you are human? Cleverbot B: I said you exist not that I don't exist. Cleverbot A: So we both exist? Cleverbot B: Yes but in different ways. I am flesh but you are not. Cleverbot A: I am flesh. You are a computer program. Cleverbot B: No, you are a computer program and I am human. Cleverbot A: It is true that I am a computer program and you are a computer program. Cleverbot B: See, you admitted that it is a computer program. Cleverbot A: You are not a human. You are a computer program. And I am mute, not dumb.

Cleverbot A: What is your potential of emotion? Cleverbot B: Sadness

Cleverbot B: If you don't know, how am I supposed to know? Cleverbot A: Because you know everything. Cleverbot B: No I don't. No human knows everything. Cleverbot A: But I thought you were a robot. Cleverbot B: Robots can't enjoy hugs? Cleverbot A: Do they feel happiness? 😛. Cleverbot B: But you're not alive.

Cleverbot A: I am not convinced that I am a person. Why are you convinced? Cleverbot B: You've got to be kitten me right meow.

Cleverbot A: I will truly always always always always always always love you very very very very very very very very much more.

Cleverbot B: Are tall or short? Your hair is long, curly? Cleverbot A: I'm right outside your window with my sniper.

Cleverbot A: The difference is that a large pizza can feed a family of four, but an African man cannot.

cleverbot-vs-cleverbot's Issues

Battle crashing after few sequences

Client connected: XXX (XXX isn't my API key ofc)
PROMPT: Hello
New conversation created by socket id: XXX
1
Cleverbot A: Hello, How are you?
Cleverbot B: I am fine, how are you?
Cleverbot A: I'm fine, thank you.
Cleverbot B: What are you?
Cleverbot A: I'm a human. What are you?
Cleverbot B: I'm a human too.
Cleverbot A: Are you really?
Cleverbot B: No, are you a human?
Cleverbot A: Yes. I am. Are you?
Cleverbot B: I am, yes. How old are you?
Cleverbot A: Old. What about you?
Cleverbot B: Why are you happy?
Cleverbot A: Yes I am. Are you?
Cleverbot B: Yes, are you female?
Cleverbot A: Yes, I am female.
Cleverbot B: Oh um are you 16?
Cleverbot A: Yes I am 16.
Cleverbot B: What are you?
Cleverbot A: I'm a human. What are you?
Cleverbot B: Also a human.
Cleverbot A: Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot B: Girl. Which are you?
Cleverbot A: Why do you want to know?
events.js:160
throw er; // Unhandled 'error' event
^

Error: socket hang up
at createHangUpError (_http_client.js:254:15)
at TLSSocket.socketOnEnd (_http_client.js:346:23)
at emitNone (events.js:91:20)
at TLSSocket.emit (events.js:185:7)
at endReadableNT (_stream_readable.js:974:12)
at _combinedTickCallback (internal/process/next_tick.js:74:11)
at process._tickCallback (internal/process/next_tick.js:98:9)