Tinder For Guinea Pigs - generate bullshit startup descriptions of the form X for Y, where X is an organization and Y is a thing
Actual output examples:
Amicus for marmosets
FundersClub for abusers
The New York Times for Pickled beets
Volvo for puberties
3M for criminalities
Have Car for inaccuracies
Parakey for assorted fruits
DACRON for little neck clams
Compass Swing for brussels sprouts