๐ทHello ๐๐, everyone! This โฌ is ๐ถ the LONGEST TEXT ๐ EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on ๐๐๐ the internet ๐๐๐, and I wanted โ to make my own. So here ๐๐ it is ๐ถ! This โฌ is ๐ถ going to be a WORLD ๐๐๐ RECORD ๐ฌ! This โฌ is ๐ถ actually my third ๐ฅ attempt at doing this โฌ. The first ๐ฅ time โ, I didn't save ๐พ it. The second ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ time โโโ, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing ๐๐ this โฌ in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks ๐ that my past two โโโ attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope ๐ this โฌ one 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ won't get ๐๐๐ lost ๐ณ๐ณ somehow. Anyways, let's talk ๐ฃ about WAFFLES! I like ๐ waffles. Waffles are cool ๐๐๐. Waffles is ๐ถ a funny ๐ word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where ๐คท the word "Waffles" is ๐ถ said a hundred ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig ๐ท๐ท Latin. Don't know ๐ค what ๐
Pig ๐ท๐ท Latin is ๐ถ? It's a language ๐ where ๐คท you take all the consonants before the first ๐ฅ vowel, move them to the end ๐, and add '-ay ๐ฝ' to the end ๐๐๐. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way โ๏ธ' to the end ๐๐๐. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've ๐ been speaking ๐ข Pig ๐ท๐ท Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ me when โฐ I saw the episode for the first ๐ฅ time โ. I speak ๐ข Pig ๐ท๐ท Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun ๐. I like ๐ speaking ๐ข it in public ๐๐๐ so that everyone around us gets confused ๐. That's never โ actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny ๐๐๐. By the way โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ, "'twill" is ๐ถ a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope ๐๐ it gains ๐ช๐ป popularity in the near future ๐ก, because "'twill" is ๐ถ WAY โ๏ธโ๏ธ more โ fun ๐ than saying "it'll". "It'll" is ๐ถ too boring. Nobody likes boring. This โฌ is ๐ถ nowhere near being the longest text ๐ ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ a decade later, who ๐ knows ๐ค? But right ๐๐ now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing ๐๐๐ until it is ๐ถ the longest! Have ๐ถ you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome ๐ Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look ๐๐๐ it up โโโ on ๐๐ YouTube! I play ๐ฝ๐ฝ that song all the time โ around my sister! It drives her crazy ๐คช๐คช, and I love ๐ it. Another way โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ I like ๐๐ driving ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ my sister crazy ๐คช is ๐ถ by speaking ๐ข my own made up โ language ๐ to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language ๐ that we both speak ๐ข besides English ๐ฌ๐ง is ๐ถ Pig ๐ท Latin. I think ๐ค๐ค you already knew ๐ค that. Whatever. I think ๐ค๐ค๐ค I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi ๐, I'm back โฌ
๏ธ now. I'm gonna contribute more โโ to this โฌ soon ๐๐-to-be giant wall of text ๐. I just realised I have ๐ถ a giant stuffed ๐ฅ frog ๐ธ on ๐ my bed ๐๐. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think ๐ค๐ค๐ค it was "FROG ๐ธ" in Morse Code ๐ป or something. Morse Code ๐ป is ๐ถ cool ๐. I know ๐ค a bit of it, but I'm not very good ๐๐๐พ at it. I'm also not very good ๐๐๐พ at French ๐ฅ๐ฅ. I barely know ๐ค anything in French ๐ฅ, and my pronunciation probably sucks ๐. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this โฌ language ๐ that was made up โ by some guy ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ a long time โโโ ago to be the "universal language ๐". A lot of people ๐ซ speak ๐ข it. I am such a language ๐ nerd. Half of this โฌ text ๐ is ๐ถ probably gonna be about languages. But hey ๐, as long as it's long! Ha, get ๐๐ it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny ๐, right ๐? No ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ, I'm not. I should probably get ๐๐๐ some sleep ๐๐. Goodnight! Hello ๐๐๐, I'm back โฌ
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? Oh, sorry ๐๐๐, I thought you knew ๐ค I was a furry. Haha ๐๐๐, oops ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ. Anyway, yeah ๐, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young ๐ง๐ง๐ง furry, I can't really do as much as I would like ๐ to do in the fandom. When โฐ I'm older, I would like ๐ to have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream ๐ค of that. Sorry ๐ you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this โฌ to be the longest text ๐ ever. Last night ๐ด๐ด๐ด I was watching nothing ๐๐๐ but fursuit unboxings. I think ๐ค๐ค๐ค I need help ๐. This โฌ one 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ time โโ, me and my mom ๐ช were going to go to a furry Christmas โ๏ธ party ๐๐๐, but we didn't end ๐๐๐ up โ going because of the fact that there was alcohol ๐บ๐บ on ๐ the premises, and that she didn't wanna have ๐ถ to be a mom ๐ช๐ช๐ช dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay ๐๐๐, hopefully I won't have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ to talk ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ about furries anymore. I don't care if you're ๐ a furry reading this โฌ right ๐๐ now, I just don't wanna have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ to torture everyone else. I will no ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ longer say ๐ฃ the F word throughout the rest ๐ช of this โฌ entire text ๐. Of course, by the F word, I mean ๐๐๐ the one 1๏ธโฃ that I just used six 6๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ times, not the one 1๏ธโฃ that you're ๐ probably thinking ๐ค of which I have ๐ถ not used throughout this โฌ entire text ๐. I just realised that next โญโญโญ year will be 2020. That's crazy ๐คช๐คช๐คช! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy ๐คช๐คช๐คช that the 2010s decade is ๐ถ almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad ๐ to see ๐๐ it go. I'm gonna work ๐ผ on ๐๐๐ a series of video ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what ๐
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๏ธ now, and I decided not to do it on ๐ Toki Pona, since many other people ๐ซ have ๐ถ๐ถ done Toki Pona video ๐ผ lessons already. I decided to do it on ๐๐๐ Viesa, my English ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง code ๐ป. Now, I shall explain what ๐
Toki Pona is ๐ถ. Toki Pona is ๐ถ a minimalist constructed language ๐ that has only ~120 words ๐! That means you can learn ๐ it very quickly. I reccomend you learn ๐๐ it! It's pretty fun ๐ and easy! Anyway, yeah ๐, I might finish my video ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more โ to this โฌ giant wall of text ๐, because I want ๐ it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool ๐๐ to have ๐ถ๐ถ a world ๐ record ๐ฌ for the longest text ๐ ever. Not sure how ๐ค famous I'll get ๐ from it, but it'll be cool ๐๐ nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three 3๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ entire words ๐๐๐. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when โฐ I said that I said the F word six 6๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ times throughout this โฌ text ๐? I actually messed up โ there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is ๐ถ a pretty long word. Hey ๐, I wonder what ๐
the most common word I've ๐ used so far in this โฌ text ๐ is ๐ถ. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up โ 5% of the words ๐ this โฌ text ๐! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is ๐ถ only the second ๐ฅ๐ฅ most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is ๐ถ the third ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats ๐ to those five 5๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ words ๐๐๐! If you're ๐ wondering what ๐
the least common word is ๐ถ, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words ๐ that are only used once, and I don't wanna have ๐ถ๐ถ to list them all here ๐๐. Remember when โฐ I talked about waffles near the beginning of this โฌ text ๐? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this โฌ longest text ๐ ever. Okay ๐, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see ๐ me right ๐๐ now, but I'm typing with my nose ๐! Okay ๐๐๐, I was not able to type โจ the exclamation โ point ๐ฏ with just my nose ๐๐. I had to use my finger ๐
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๏ธ again. My sister is ๐ถ beside me, watching me write โ in this โฌ endless wall of text ๐. My sister has a new ๐๐ thing where ๐คท she just says the word "poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ" nonstop. I don't really like ๐ it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross ๐คข like ๐๐๐ that. Also, remember when โฐ I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is ๐ถ just saying random ๐ฒ numbers ๐ฏ. Now she's saying that they're not random ๐ฒ๐ฒ, they're the numbers ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ being displayed on ๐๐๐ the microwave. Still, I don't know ๐ค why ๐ค she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch ๐ Friends on ๐ three 3๏ธโฃ different devices. Why ๐ค!?!?! Hi ๐ its me his sister. I'd like ๐ to say ๐ฃ that all of that is ๐ถ not true. Max wants to make his own video ๐ผ๐ผ but i wont let him because i need my phone ๐คณ๐คณ๐คณ for my alarm ๐จ.POOP ๐ฉ POOP ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ POOP ๐ฉ POOP ๐ฉ LOL ๐คฃ IM FUNNY ๐๐. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey ๐, I'm back โฌ
๏ธ. Sorry ๐๐ about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is ๐ถ just effortless. She just went back โฌ
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๏ธ to school ๐๐. She comes home ๐ช from school ๐๐๐ for her lunch ๐ฅช๐ฅช break ๐๐๐. I think ๐ค I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello ๐, I'm back โฌ
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๏ธ again. My computer ๐ค๐ค๐ค BSOD'd while writing ๐๐ this โฌ, so I have ๐ถ๐ถ to start ๐๐๐ this โฌ section over again. That's why ๐ค you save ๐พ your ๐ work ๐ผ, kids ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ! Before I had to start ๐๐ over again, I was talking about languages. Yes ๐๐, I decided to bring that topic back โฌ
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๏ธ after a while. But I no ๐ฃ๐ฃ longer want ๐ to talk ๐ฃ about it. Why ๐ค? Because it'll probably bore you to death ๐๐๐. That is ๐ถ assuming you're ๐ reading this โฌ at all. Who ๐ knows ๐ค, maybe absolutely zero 0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ people ๐ซ๐ซ will read ๐ this โฌ within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt ๐คท that. There's gotta be someone who ๐'ll find ๐๐ this โฌ text ๐ and dedicate their time โ to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What ๐
will happen to this โฌ LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet ๐๐๐ dissapear within that time โโโ? In that case, will this โฌ text ๐ dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest ๐ช๐ช of what ๐
used to be the internet ๐๐๐, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking ๐ค๐ค๐ค out ๐๐ loud ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ right ๐ now. Well, not really "out ๐๐ loud ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ" because I'm typing this โฌ, and you can't technically be loud ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ through text ๐. THE CLOSEST THING IS ๐ถ TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this โฌ entire text ๐ like ๐๐๐ that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save ๐พ๐พ my work ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ this โฌ time โโโ, in case of another crash. I already had my two โโโ past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean ๐, most of this โฌ LTE is ๐ถ already stored on ๐ Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think ๐ค I might change ๐ the LTE page a little. I want ๐ the actual text ๐ area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic โ HTML page with just a header and text ๐. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know ๐ค. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text ๐ area is ๐ถ larger. It really does show ๐บ๐บ๐บ how ๐ค small this โฌ LTE is ๐ถ so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue ๐โโ๏ธ. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light ๐๐. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark ๐! That's the point ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ where ๐คท we're one 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ tenth of the way โ๏ธ to making this โฌ the longest text ๐ ever, meaning all I have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ to do is ๐ถ write โโโ the equivalent of everything I've ๐ already written so far nine 9๏ธโฃ more โโ times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How ๐ค come every time โโโ I try to type โจโจโจ "though", it comes out ๐๐ as "thought"? Why ๐ค do I always ๐ type โจ the extra T? It's so annoying that I have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ to delete โโโ the T every time โโโ. Okay ๐๐, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ are games that I've ๐ been playing for at least six 6๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out ๐๐. Now I have ๐ถ to look ๐๐ that up โโ. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time โโ. Wow ๐ฎ๐ฎ, seven 7๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven 7๏ธโฃ years old ๐ด๐ด then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when โฐ I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back โฌ
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๏ธ then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ at the time โโ, and I did livestreams on ๐ YouTube and stuff. It was fun ๐. 2016 was also when โฐ I got the phone ๐คณ that I still have ๐ถ๐ถ to this โฌ day. Yup, my phone ๐คณ๐คณ is ๐ถ three 3๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ years old ๐ด๐ด. My life ๐ was completely different when โฐ I got this โฌ phone ๐คณ: I was 11 years old ๐ด, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnโt writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ text ๐. Iโm currently writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ in the car ๐๐๐. We are on ๐๐๐ out ๐๐ way โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ to the dollar ๐ค store. And since Iโm writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ on ๐๐๐ my phone ๐คณ๐คณ๐คณ, Iโm making a lot more โ typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar ๐ค store. I have ๐ถ๐ถ a gift ๐๐ card for that place ๐๐. I think ๐ค so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this โฌ dollar ๐ค store is ๐ถ different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Iโm sure sheโs gonna find ๐ the sponges and go crazy ๐คช over them. Why ๐ค does she like ๐ sponges so much? No ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ idea ๐ก. She just found a bag ๐๐๐ of tiny baby ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ dolls ๐๐, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it โIce Ice Babyโ. She is ๐ถ truly a strange human ๐ค๐ค๐ค being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that sheโs banned from them. Now she found the wigs and sheโs considering buying one 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ. Sheโs been looking at them for quite a while now. Weโre out ๐๐ of the dollar ๐ค๐ค๐ค store, and now weโre going to the computer ๐ค store. I have ๐ถ๐ถ no ๐ฃ๐ฃ idea ๐ก๐ก why ๐ค weโre here ๐๐. I guess we just are. Now weโre going home ๐ช๐ช๐ช. Welp, that was a fun ๐ adventure. Stay tuned for more โ fun ๐๐๐ adventures as you read ๐๐ through this โฌ LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello ๐๐ again. I made a private world ๐๐ on ๐๐ OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want ๐ to join ๐ด๐ด๐ด it. She doesn't think ๐ค๐ค๐ค it'll be fun ๐. Now I'm just editing it alone. How ๐ค sad ๐. But oh well. Now Iโm here ๐๐ adding more โโโ to this โฌ text ๐. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language ๐ called โBoโ, where ๐คท the only word is ๐ถ โboโ. I made it almost four 4๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ months ago, and somehow, itโs still going. People ๐ซ๐ซ are still spamming nothing ๐ but โboโ there. Itโs great ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง. I also once made a server where ๐คท youโre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time โโ though, so all that insanity is ๐ถ no ๐ฃ more โ. I also used to own a Pig ๐ท๐ท Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good ๐๐๐พ memories in that server though. Now thereโs a new ๐๐ Pig ๐ท๐ท๐ท Latin server, but itโs not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead ๐๐ for so long. I havenโt posted a video ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ in a year. I want ๐ to revive it, but I donโt know ๐ค what ๐
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๏ธ to itโs 2016 legacy, but Iโm sure Iโll post something eventually. Random ๐ฒ๐ฒ fact of the day: there are thirty-nine 9๏ธโฃ question โโ marks so far in this โฌ text ๐. Am I about to make it forty? Yes ๐๐๐, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is ๐ถ no ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ longer true. Or is ๐ถ it? Because I said โso farโ in the fact, that implies that weโre talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future ๐ก events. Now Iโm pretty sure that fact is ๐ถ still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept ๐ that Iโm editing that world ๐๐ of text ๐ alone for the rest ๐ช of my life ๐. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is ๐ถ, now that world ๐ will never โ be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here ๐๐. But thatโs fine. Hey ๐, I just had a cool ๐๐ realization. Basically, thereโs this โฌ conlang (constructed language ๐, for those not in the know ๐ค) server where ๐คท we have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ a Sentence of the Week activity. In this โฌ activity, someone posts a text ๐ with a maximum of nine 9๏ธโฃ sentences, then people ๐ซ๐ซ translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is ๐ถ this โฌ: if we take nine 9๏ธโฃ sentences from this โฌ LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this โฌ LTE. Divide ๐น๐น๐น that by 9 sentences each week, and you get ๐๐๐ 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is ๐ถ approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck ๐๐ฆ at math ๐๐, but thatโs besides the point ๐ฏ. I should go now. Goodbye ๐๐! Hello ๐, Iโm back โฌ
๏ธ again. I really need to come up โโโ with different hello ๐๐๐ and goodbye ๐๐๐ messages ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ, because Iโve already said โHello, Iโm back โฌ
๏ธ againโ once before. Same with the โI should go now. Goodbye ๐๐๐!โ I said at the end ๐๐๐ of the previous โฌ
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a โsectionโ is ๐ถ, but Iโm terrible at explaining things, so Iโm not going to anymore. I guess youโll just have ๐ถ to figure it out ๐๐ yourself. Itโs probably not very hard to figure out ๐๐, anyways. I guess I can just say ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ that a section starts with me saying hello ๐๐๐, and ends with me saying goodbye ๐๐๐. That should be enough explaination, now that I think ๐ค๐ค about it. Hey ๐, do you ever feel like ๐๐๐ you never โ have ๐ถ any idea ๐ก what ๐
youโre talking about? Thatโs my entire life ๐. I just summarized it all in one 1๏ธโฃ sentence. On ๐ an unrelated note ๐ฃ๐ฃ, I feel like ๐ half this โฌ LTE is ๐ถ just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean ๐๐๐, press ๐ CTRL+F on ๐๐ this โฌ webpage, then type โจโจโจ โLTEโ. Look ๐ at all the times I use it in this โฌ text ๐! Not counting the โlteโ in the word โmulteโ, of course. Dang, now the search ๐๐๐ results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this โฌ text ๐ is ๐ถ just me talking about how ๐ค Iโm trying to get ๐๐๐ this โฌ text ๐ to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ a long way โ๏ธ to go. Iโm only 12.7% of the way โ๏ธโ๏ธ there. I mean ๐๐, minus the four 4๏ธโฃ month ๐ท๏ธ๐ท๏ธ gap, my estimation is ๐ถ that Iโve only been writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ for not even two โโโ weeks. So it makes sense that this โฌ LTE isnโt very long yet. Whenever I look ๐ at this โฌ webpage, it looks long at first ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ glance, but the longer I look ๐๐ at it, the more โโ I realize how ๐ค short it actually is ๐ถ. Itโs something that I canโt explain. For real this โฌ time โโโ. I just realized that none of this โฌ is ๐ถ helping the fact that half this โฌ LTE is ๐ถ about the LTE itself. I should bring up โโโ a new ๐๐๐ topic, but I donโt feel comfortable talking about much else. Why ๐ค? Because, like ๐๐๐ I said, I never โ have ๐ถ any idea ๐ก๐ก๐ก what ๐
Iโm talking about. Most of this โฌ LTE is ๐ถ just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I donโt wanna go back โฌ
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๏ธ into that territory ๐ฎ๐ด at this โฌ point ๐ฏ. But it doesnโt matter, because Iโm still gonna write โ this โฌ LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time โโ. Also, LEARN ๐ VIESA! Havenโt said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back โฌ
๏ธ. The documentation for Viesa is ๐ถ on ๐๐๐ this โฌ very website ๐ฏ, so go ahead and read ๐๐๐ it! You might need to know ๐ค some linguistic knowledge ๐ to understand it, though. In fact, you probably wonโt understand most of it unless you know ๐ค some amount about lingusitics, so you have ๐ถ been warned. If Viesa is ๐ถ too much for you, Pig ๐ท๐ท Latin will probably be better for you. If it's so easy that kids ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ can learn ๐ it, you can too! It's a language ๐ you can learn ๐ in probably five 5๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ minutes, so why ๐ค not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where ๐คท you place ๐๐ 'ub' before every vowel sound ๐๐๐. It's also a very easy language ๐ to learn ๐๐๐, although not quite as popular. The thing is ๐ถ, none of these are even real languages. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig ๐ท Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig ๐ท๐ท Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is ๐ถ easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never โ put in the effort to learn ๐ them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Hereโs a fun ๐๐ game ๐ฑ๐ฑ: I will open ๐๐ up โ a random ๐ฒ๐ฒ page from a book ๐, and tell ๐ฃ you the first ๐ฅ๐ฅ word I see ๐๐๐. English ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง. Thatโs the word. Stay tuned for more โโ fun ๐ games as you read ๐๐๐ through this โฌ LTE. Weโre back โฌ
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๏ธ, and weโre gonna play ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ the same game ๐ฑ as before. Ready? Subject. Now weโre gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar. Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four 4๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ of those words ๐๐๐ were language ๐ related. Youโll never โ guess why ๐ค! (Spoiler alert ๐จ๐จ: itโs a conlanging book ๐). Iโm running ๐โโ๏ธ out ๐๐ of ideas now. Iโm just gonna generate a random ๐ฒ๐ฒ word and try to talk ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ about it. Forbid ๐๐๐. Thatโs the opposite of โallowโ, Iโm pretty sure. I donโt really know ๐ค what ๐
else to say ๐ฃ๐ฃ. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ about. You know ๐ค what ๐
's weird ๐? My favorite ๐ word hasn't been used once in this โฌ entire text ๐. I'm about to change ๐ that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite ๐๐ word is ๐ถ "epic". I use it on ๐๐ a regular basis. I say ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ "That's epic" all the time โ. It's a word I can't live without. Hey ๐, I've ๐ now written more โโโ of this โฌ text ๐ after the 4 month ๐ท๏ธ gap than before it! Just thought I'd share that fact. Also, I'm gonna try and write โโโ as much as possible in this โฌ LTE today. I've ๐ already written more โ today than the day I first ๐ฅ๐ฅ said I was gonna write โโ as much as possible, so that's a good ๐๐๐พ sign โโ. The thing is ๐ถ, I don't know ๐ค what ๐
to write โ about. I need to write โ about something, otherwise I won't write โโ at all and I won't accomplish my goal. Wait ๐๐, what ๐
goal should I set? How ๐ค many characters ๐ฃ should I write โ today? I'm gonna try and get ๐ 10,000 characters ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ. I've ๐ already written almost 5,000 today, so from here ๐๐ I just have ๐ถ to write โโ the equivellant of everything I've ๐ already written today. I'm just gonna try it and see ๐ if I make it. Maybe sometime in the future ๐ก๐ก I'll do a bigger goal, like ๐ 15,000 or even 20,000 in one 1๏ธโฃ day. Actually, I don't know ๐ค if 20,000 would even be possible for me. It might be, but it sounds like ๐๐๐ somewhat of a stretch for me to write โโ that much in a single day. We'll see ๐๐๐ how ๐ค long 10,000 takes, though. I'm already doing a bad ๐๐๐ job ๐ผ at this โฌ. I haven't typed anything here ๐๐ in several minutes. I need a topic. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it's a conlang created by Bill ๐ต๐ต Price ๐ in 1965. It amazes me how ๐ค one 1๏ธโฃ can work ๐ผ on ๐๐๐ a single conlang for that long. Most of the conlangs I start ๐๐๐ making die โฐ after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like ๐๐๐ it because... um, I don't know ๐ค, actually. There's not really anything about it that's super interesting (other than how ๐ค long it's existed), it's just his personal conlang. Maybe it's the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language ๐. I'm sure most people ๐ซ reading this โฌ don't care about my language ๐ related talk ๐ฃ๐ฃ, but I gotta make this โฌ long. I'm desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I've ๐ got 4,000 to go. I just found a website ๐ฏ that generates random ๐ฒ๐ฒ art ๐จ๐จ from a seed. I just put this โฌ entire text ๐ as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here ๐๐, but I want ๐ this โฌ LTE to be nothing ๐๐๐ but text ๐, so I won't do that. I've ๐ been playing with this โฌ for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. I've ๐ been using nothing ๐ but the word "nice" to describe these pictures. Maybe it's time โโโ to get ๐๐๐ a bigger vocabulary? "b ๐
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ฑ๏ธ" looks, um, good ๐๐๐พ? I don't have ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ the right ๐ vocabulary for this โฌ. I also don't feel like ๐ doing every single letter โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ, because the pictures take some time โโ to generate. But if you want ๐ to do it for yourself, just go to random ๐ฒ๐ฒ-art ๐จ๐จ๐จ.org and try it out ๐๐! By the way โ๏ธโ๏ธ, this โฌ is ๐ถ another website ๐ฏ I found through pointlesssites.com. You know ๐ค, the same website ๐ฏ that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing ๐ this โฌ whole thing. But what ๐
made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce mentioned it. But what ๐
made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations, probably. But what ๐
made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad ๐จ๐จ๐จ showed it to me when โฐ I was 6. So I would like ๐ to thank ๐ my dad ๐จ for being the reason I started writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ. He's the one 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ who ๐ showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start ๐ my own LTE. If he had never โ shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here ๐๐ writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ text ๐, and you wouldn't be reading it. Well, that's probably not true, because I probably would have ๐ถ discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE, leading me to... okay ๐๐๐, I really need to stop โโโ now. I've ๐ gone too far. But you know ๐ค what ๐
I haven't gone too far with? This โฌ LTE. I don't think ๐ค๐ค๐ค I even can go too far with writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ text ๐. Unless this โฌ text ๐ gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit โ of Neocities. In which case, I'll need to upgrade to Supporter in order ๐ to get ๐๐๐ a 50GB storage limit โโโ. But what ๐
if the text ๐ gets so long that is ๐ถ surpasses that? I don't think ๐ค I'll ever make it there. I mean ๐, 50GB is ๐ถ about 50 trillion characters ๐ฃ๐ฃ. So I think ๐ค we're good ๐๐๐พ. I still need to get ๐ to 10,000 by the end ๐๐๐ of today. I've ๐ got 1,500 to go. Currently watching a livestream. It's reminding me of when โฐ I used to livestream back โฌ
๏ธ in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time โ, I was quite awkward and had zero 0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ social skills, so I'm not sure if I'd want ๐ to go back โฌ
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๏ธ. At this โฌ point ๐ฏ, everything I've ๐ written today is ๐ถ longer than what ๐
can fit on ๐ the screen ๐ป๐ป at once. At least on ๐ my computer ๐ค๐ค screen ๐ป๐ป๐ป. It probably changes with different screen ๐ป๐ป๐ป resolutions and devices. But anyways, it's pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. I don't want ๐ to pressure myself into writing ๐๐๐ this โฌ much every day, though. Last time โ I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up โโ losing ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ motivation, thus letting down โฌโฌ all my fans who ๐ were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date ๐ซ. Okay ๐๐, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on ๐ one 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ hand ๐, but still. By the way โ๏ธโ๏ธ, if you're ๐ wondering what ๐
this โฌ "something" was, it was GoAnimated Garbage ๐: The Movie ๐ฌ๐ฌ, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun ๐๐ of random ๐ฒ GoAnimate videos. In case you're ๐ not the type โจโจโจ of person ๐ค๐ค๐ค who ๐ knows ๐ค what ๐
GoAnimate is ๐ถ... hoo boy ๐ถ. Basically, it's a drag-and-drop animation website ๐ฏ infamous for the "grounded videos" that people ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ made with it, among other types of videos. It's this โฌ whole community that I neither can explain nor want ๐ to explain. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back โฌ
๏ธ in the day. On ๐๐ my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ known as the "OS video ๐ผ". Typically an OS video ๐ผ is ๐ถ where ๐คท some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community forcefully installs their operating system onto a user ๐ค's computer ๐ค, and the user ๐ค๐ค has to deal with this โฌ OS until they eventually find ๐๐๐ a way โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ to "destroy" it. I made five 5๏ธโฃ of these videos. In chronological order ๐๐: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill ๐ต OS, and Crap OS X โ. Caillou OS is ๐ถ the most viewed video ๐ผ๐ผ on ๐๐ my main channel, which is ๐ถ unsurprising since Caillou is ๐ถ pretty much THE character associated with the GoAnimate community. When โฐ I made that video ๐ผ๐ผ, it was a big transition for my channel. The channel's name was changed ๐ from Infinite Budgets, which had been my name since 2013 when โฐ I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old ๐ด๐ด๐ด videos were deleted, with the exception of my "Barney Errors", which was yet another genre of GoAnimate video ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ. Basically, a Barney error ๐จ๐จ๐จ is ๐ถ when โฐ a user ๐ค's computer ๐ค/console ๐ฎ/whatever session is ๐ถ interrupted by a "Barney Error ๐จ", a message ๐ฌ๐ฌ informing the user ๐ค that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it's an "important message ๐ฌ". There's also a bomb ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ that's placed in Barney's "lair", the timer for which is ๐ถ displayed in the error ๐จ๐จ. The user ๐ค๐ค gets some amount of "chances", and every time โโ the device is ๐ถ turned off, the user ๐ค looses a chance and the time โ until the bomb ๐ฅ๐ฅ explodes decreases. Eventually, the user ๐ค๐ค๐ค turns off the computer ๐ค๐ค enough times that there are no ๐ฃ more โ chances left ๐๐, the bomb ๐ฅ๐ฅ explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your ๐ operating system, to having your ๐ computer ๐ค๐ค destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death ๐๐๐. I once made a whole channel for Barney Errors, where ๐คท I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I eventually quit ๐ฉ GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X โ, an OS video ๐ผ๐ผ made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one 1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ called "Atch OS" using my old ๐ด๐ด Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see ๐๐ if my old ๐ด๐ด๐ด Weebly website ๐ฏ still exists, since there's an Atch OS download on ๐๐ there and I wanted โ to see ๐ if it dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I'm getting so much nostalgia from this โฌ website ๐ฏ. It's like ๐๐ a window into 2016, when โฐ I had fun ๐๐ making these videos on ๐ a regular basis. I'm way โ๏ธ past my 10,000 character goal now. I'm kinda glad ๐๐๐ I set this โฌ goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I think ๐ค๐ค I'm gonna stop โโโ writing ๐๐ for today. Bye! Hey ๐, I'm back โฌ
๏ธ. Yes ๐๐๐, that hello ๐๐ wasn't original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right ๐? I hope ๐๐ you read ๐๐๐ through this โฌ whole thing instead of just picking a random ๐ฒ๐ฒ part (which just happened to be this โฌ part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I'm just kidding. Read ๐๐๐ this โฌ text ๐ however you want ๐ to, it doesn't matter if you read ๐ this โฌ entire text ๐ from start ๐ to finish or not. I mean ๐๐๐, I did put some cringy stuff in here ๐๐, as I keep mentioning. But it's on ๐๐๐ the Internet ๐๐๐, and since recently, on ๐๐๐ my homepage, so I know ๐ค people ๐ซ are gonna read ๐๐๐ it. Really the only reason I'm making this โฌ is ๐ถ because I have ๐ถ a weird ๐๐๐ obsession for writing ๐๐ giant walls of text ๐. Guess what ๐
? I just added translations of this โฌ LTE into various conlangs on ๐ my website ๐ฏ! But they're all very incomplete, and I probably won't finish them ever... I mean ๐, if I'm gonna finish any of them, 'twill probably be the Viesa translation since it's the easiest to do.